Insert burrito joke here

I ordered a burrito for lunch today from Qdoba. I was looking over the side of their bag while I ate and noticed, as shown below, that it contains a bunch of running phrases and words that Qdoba wants me to associate with their food.

Qdoba bag

“Cheese Nachos.” Check.

“Pico De Gallo.” Check.

But then, three lines up, is the broken phrase, “Naked Grou–“

Um…Naked Group Activities? Naked Grouper? Naked Ground Beef? Don’t get me wrong, they had me at, “Cheese Nachos.” Whatever it is, I’m in. But some small part of me wants clarification what I’ll be getting with my queso next time around.

I’m nowhere with next week’s story.