I am a Whore

I don’t do this often but here goes.

penguin

Cute penguins to distract from my shameless sales pitch.

Go tell people to buy my book.

You enjoyed reading it.  You know you did.  I know you did. You’ve tweeted me and emailed me. It’s okay. It’s not a secret.  And you have people who have asked you recently for a good book to read. So…

SEND THEM HERE!

I refuse to believe that my audience consists of cave dwelling, misanthropic, loners. You all have tons of friends who would be interested in the next great read.

"Generate sales or he'll kill me."

"Generate sales or he'll kill me."

And it’s not like I’m an underground cult-ish thing anymore.

“It’s a novel that I believe rises easily to the level of some of the best classics of literature ever written.” — Bestsellersword.com

Right? I mean seriously…that’s a hell of a quote.

So here’s what you do.

ducklings

Obey their cuteness

Go open an Email. Or log onto Facebook. Or open Twitter.  Or…well I hate MySpace so screw that one.

Then write something like, “That awesome book I was talking about got an killer review.  Seriously everyone needs to buy it.”

Then link to this page, or the review, or the amazon site.

Finally send it to all your friends.  And your family.  And that member of the opposite sex you’re trying to impress with how cool you are.

You know you want to.

"Teehee...do what he says..."

"Teehee...do what he says or it's the soup pot for me tonight..."

That is all.