World Domination

The following is a map of all my visitors since about last June or so.  There is something very disturbing with this image.  Let us take a closer look and examine this in more detail.  First, the map.


You see that empty spot right there in the middle of Asia?

mongolia2That’s Mongolia.

WTF, Mongolia? You’re too good to visit me? All the rest of Central Asia has visited me. But noooooooo…not Mongolia.

You know what I think?


That’s what I think.

Stupid Mongolia.

And don’t think I don’t see you over there, Belarus…think you can hide in Eastern Europe without me noticing?


Ohhh don’t you worry.

I’ll be gunning for you as soon as Mongolia falls.

It’s only a matter of time…