How to Cook a Hamburger

For the past three and a half years I have managed to hold off on buying a Playstation 3 despite being a ridiculous video game addict. That isn’t a figure of speech. With the proper sequence of video games I could quite easily play video games until I starved to death (I’m thinking Civ into GTA into WoW into Tetris into Bejeweled).

This stupid Red Dead Redemption did what no other game could do and finally made me break down and make the upgrade leaving my old PS2 behind. That and the fact that my PS2 sounds like a band-saw when I turn it on.

For those of you who don’t know what Red Dead Redemption is, it’s a video game where you can pretend to be a cowboy.

That either seals the deal for you or it doesn’t. For me, I used to spend countless hours as a child pretending to be that very thing.  My backyard would become the frontier, sticks would become guns, rocks would become bad guys and bigger sticks would become horses while I played outside in the sunshine and fresh air exercising my imagination. Thank god they finally got it right and now I can be a cowboy by sitting on my couch and staring at my TV.

My point here is that I have nothing worth writing about as I am now a cowboy and haven’t slept much.

So here is an old training video from Wendy’s on how to be part of the Wendy’s team.

Jump ahead to minute 3:40. Trust me.

Comments

  1. Laura Coraci says:

    No. No, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

    • josephdevon says:

      Are you reacting to me wanting to be a cowboy or the “How to cook a hamburger rap?”

  2. I’m speechless…

  3. You have to watch Part 2…