Behold My Evil Powers

We’re really close to the end of this book. Seriously. I’m screwing around with the last few scenes. The first draft is giddily close to being done.

However, I didn’t really have a lot left in the tank for a post so I decided to destroy your brain. Also the picture for this post has nothing to do with anything. I downloaded a picture of an evil mad scientist but Windows Whatever I’m Using enjoys putting my downloads wherever the fuck it wants to so I have no idea where that picture went. But I had a picture of Twinkies handy.

Anyway, on to the brain destroying.

After reading this let me know if it’s still in your head at the end of the day:

When I wake up yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I’m working yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I’ll do
I’ll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I’m lonely yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I’m dreaming yes I know I’m gonna dream
Dream about the time when I’m with you.

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

(by The Proclaimers)